Lessons For Life From The Joes

Their wisdom. Their courage. Their outfits that even flamming homosexual beefcakes would find distasteful. This was the age of cartoon multi-ethnic American commandos, bestowing their wisdom upon children in every locale feasible in full Joe regalia.

The 80's was the decade of the Joes and their patent slogan "And knowing is half the battle!" Now let us delve into the archive of PSAs that taught you and I everything we know today:

We learned to be chicken shits

We learned to steal bikes (I didn’t see him return it…)




We learned how to legally cop a feel our friends while they’re unconcious




We learned what not to do if somebody we hate catches fire




We learned that pink hats are not cool on anybody ever and that naval officers hang out in the woods in the afternoon for things better left unknown…




Spread the knowledge and make America proud.


~CMK